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Aug 05 2009

Eminem Diss Song to Soulja Boy is Fake (Die Already)

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If you haven’t heard “Die Already” which is a Soulja Boy diss recording by somebody who sounds very similar to Eminem, but Em claims that it is not him. Kon Artis also tells AllHipHop that it is not Eminem.

Also on Eminem’s Twitter account one of his latest Tweets states:

Wow, whoever made ‘Die Already’ really does sound like me. But it ain’t.

The sound is so horrible on this track that it makes me believe it is not Em. Does not seem to me that Eminem would release a  track that is mixed so badly.

In some ways I almost wish this was Em, because Soulja Boy is garbage. But at the same time it would almost be a waste for someone of Em’s caliber to beef with Soulja Boy, ha. But again, at the same time he is in a little ‘beef’ with Nick Cannon, who isn’t much better than Soulja Boy. No matter Eminem is not afraid of beef.

So whoever this is they sound similar to Shady, but don’t know how to mix a track worth shit, unless this was their plan to stir up a little commotion.

If you would like to hear it you can right here:

Check out my other posts, including Eminem’s song “The Warning” diss to Nick & Mariah!

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Jul 31 2009

Eminem ‘The Warning’ - Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Diss!

So Eminem disses Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon on this track titled:

“The Warning”

If you remember Nick Cannon dissed Em over Bagpipes From Baghdad not that long go. Calling Em an undercover racist and saying Hip-Hop should have let him in. Saying he felt like he should go to Detroit and beat his ass, blah blah blah. Not sure if it would be  wise for Nick to go to Em’s home town and fuck with Em..But that’s another story.

I just listened to the track a few times and it has me wondering why in the fuck do so many lame dudes diss Eminem? Time after time Em slaughters people on wax. Nick is not an emcee and is not a rapper. He is just another industry sellout. On the other hand, Eminem can spit some sick lines, which he does on this track.

I would go into detail on this track more, but I’ll leave it for you to listen to for yourself. Another classic Eminem diss song against a much weaker opponent.

Wonder how Nick will respond. Hopefully he will not attempt recording a diss track, ha, because he has no song writing ability. He could get a ghost writer, but that would be a waste, Em would still win. Even if Nick brings in some connections or other rappers, Em has some strong rappers to back him.

Nick got himself into something he shouldn’t have. He said he would end Eminem’s career, ha what a fuckin joke. Like Em said, first Nick needs to get himself one.

That’s it for this article. I might touch on this topic in the near future. Until then just check out the track and stay tuned..

If you would like a copy of this song, hit me up on one of my blogs or on my myspace with your e-mail address.

Otherwise listen below:

Eminem - The Warning (Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Diss) | Hip Hop Songs > HipHopDX.com

Thanks for reading.
Dynamite

This article can also be read HERE

And HERE

Also this article was published on an online rap magazine! Yo! Raps .

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Jul 30 2009

Lady GaGa Possibly A Man??

So if you haven’t heard many are sayin Lady GaGa could be a dude. WTF? Yea first thing I though when I heard, but then I saw the odd photo. Normally I wouldn’t give a fuck about Lady GaGa, who in my opinion is just another annoying sellout pop star, but this stories to funny to pass up. Check out this weird picture:

So what do you think? Female? Male? What?

Oh and go ahead and check out sexphil’s video, where he talks a little about this topic below. He is one of my favorite’s to watch on YouTube.

Thanks for reading.

You can also read this article HERE

And HERE

Also this article was published on an online magazine, Yo! Raps .

Dynamite

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Jul 25 2008

73-Year-Old Didn’t Know He Was Growing Marijuana

A 73-year-old Dutch recently found out that tha begonias he has been lovingly tending to on his doorstep conceal a secret marijuana plantation. He promised to destroy the marijuana plants. He said that he believes they were planted by local young kids while preserving his begonias. Whats odd is earlier this month the Dutch government set up a task force to try to stop marijuana cultivation in tha country. Many people know that tha sales of marijuana is legal and talerated in tha Netherlands, but growing of marijuana is illegal. That is kind of odd. Coffee shops can sell marijuana, but nobody is allowed to grow it. So pretty much it seems like tha government doesn’t want civilians growing and making profit from marijuana. Thats exactly how it would be over here in America if weed was legal. Tha prices would go sky high, taxes all over it, and government would make alot of money from it. But who’s to say they aren’t already? It has been believe for a long time that tha government has been helping in drug trafficing to profit for themselves. If marijuana said illegal it prolly would be better for everyone..

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Jul 09 2008

“Scarred Extreme Couch Jumping”

This video was made over one year ago. It was inspired by MTV’s scarred video’s. This was made as a ‘parody’ to that. It is only 30 seconds long, shows only 2 people in it, and was recorded on a cell phone. It is about an “Extreme Couch Jumper” who one day finds a ‘jumpable couch’, then his friend ‘hits it’ and he decides to ‘hit it’ and he hurts himself. Then he and his friend begin to freak out and it ends with tha camera focused on his scar. To laugh at this you gotta have that sense of humor. Tha sarcastic, stupid comedy, style of humor. On MTV there has been other video’s making fun of ‘Scarred’ like tha Extreme Skipper where tha guy skips a hill and gets injured. Alot of people have done tha same thing as this and those and uploaded their video to youtube. This video is made for you all to laugh, so enjoy it and spread tha word..

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